#TheDailyIsotope
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TheDailyIsotope from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:43 UTC1 uses by 1 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:43 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #thedailyisotope.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-08 03:43 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~14815 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 21:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 1.9
Top of the latest posts
The Colonoscopy “We have a few questions to make sure that you are ready for your colonoscopy.” “Okay.” “Did you finish drinking your prep?” “Yes. It was disgusting.” “Now, now. It *was* lemon-flavored.” “Yes. If your idea of lemons is suic
The Seer and The Knight “What can I do for you, young man?” “I am a Knight of the Round Table, and have come to have my future foretold.” “That will be five pounds.” “I’m a Knight of the Round Table. Don’t you understand?!” “Yes, I understa
Didn’t get the job “Hello! I’m Jonas James. You called me.” “Jonas James… Ah… Yes. Please sit down.” “So did I get the job?” “The job? Haha. God no. The person who came in first got the job. The person who came in second might have gotten i
#thedailyisotope across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #thedailyisotope straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/thedailyisotope