#TheOnion
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #TheOnion from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #theonion
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:15 UTC37 uses by 18 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:15 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #theonion.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-10-19 05:15 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~151 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 13:00
Languages: English (35)
Avg boosts / post: 16
Top of the latest posts
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What “theonion” means
WikipediaThe Onion is an American digital media company and newspaper organization that publishes satirical articles on international, national, and local news. The company is currently based in Chicago, but originated as a weekly print publication on August 29, 1988, in Madison, Wisconsin. The Onion began publishing online in early 1996. In 2007, they began publishing satirical news audio and video online as the Onion News Network. In 2013, The Onion stopped publishing its print edition. It was then acq
“The Onion” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#theonion across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #theonion straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/theonion