#turtlewatch
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #turtlewatch from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #turtlewatch
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-01 02:50 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-01 02:50 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-01 02:50 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 16 public posts (spanning ~19078 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 09:00
Languages: English (16)
Avg boosts / post: 1.4
Top of the latest posts
Surprise, surprise, surprise! Nobody has seen #MitchMcConnell in DC so far. His staffers allegedly told Comer Fudd (James Comer) that he'd be back in the Senate today, although even Comer Fudd didn't pretend to have spoken with Mitch. The s
#TurtleWatch: ☹️🙁😕 NOPE! Not yet 😠 #DemocracyNow https://www.democracynow.org/2026/9/15/headlines/mitch_mcconnell_returns_to_the_senate_three_months_after_medical_emergency
#DaveNeal #TurtleWatch https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9o6CJDB8iPw This useless piece if shit called #StephenJLaw is prez and CEO of #OneNation, a #rightwing 501C3 pack of wankers who work with American Crossroads. They take money to run poli
#turtlewatch across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #turtlewatch straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/turtlewatch