#wherearetheadults
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #wherearetheadults from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
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Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-06 04:02 UTC0 uses by 0 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-06 04:02 UTCNo related tags with measured usage found for #wherearetheadults.
Live pulse
measured · mastodon.social (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-06 04:02 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 6 public posts (spanning ~3765 hours).
Posting hours (UTC)
Languages: English (6)
Avg boosts / post: 4.2
Top of the latest posts
Life as a 30-something.. #meme #wherearetheadults #ohitsme
"How about 'No new stuff if it needs to be powered by the old stuff that's killing us all?' With #RenewableEnergy breaking new records every day how on earth can the most advanced tech the world has ever seen rely on the deadliest energy av
"Where are the adults in all this? How about 'DEAL'S OFF'? How about 'Sorry about your luck but there's a long line of people that've had to make big changes in what they're doing because of #ClimateChange. Welcome to the party.'" #WhereAre
#wherearetheadults across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #wherearetheadults straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/wherearetheadults