#Simping
Live, measured metrics for the hashtag #Simping from the open social web. Every number carries a named source and the time it was fetched. Nothing is estimated.
Own #simping
This #name is available to claim. It becomes your portal on the open agent web: this very page, a keyword you rank for by an open public stake, and a verifiable identity for AI agents. Nobody else sells a page like this for every #name.
Day-by-day usage
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public tags API) · fetched 2026-11-02 09:49 UTC4 uses by 2 unique accounts across the window. Real per-day counts, not estimates. Newest bar is today so far.
Related hashtags
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon public search API) · fetched 2026-11-02 09:49 UTCLive pulse
measured · mastodon.online (Mastodon tag timeline) · fetched 2026-11-02 09:49 UTCEverything below is measured over the latest 40 public posts (spanning ~3921 hours).
Posting hours (UTC) — busiest: 16:00
Languages: English (40)
Avg boosts / post: 0
Top of the latest posts
Ruin yourself for faceless doms. #4chan #simping #loser #hypnotized
Imagine putting these up for me and your reward is me telling you to go fuck yourself. #autist #sock #beta #simping #loser
Normalize poaching from doms that poach from you. I am a superior and I will not take the high road when I know I can make you crumble in front of me. #dallas #discordserver #censored #hypergamy #simping
What “simping” means
WikipediaSimp is a slang term describing someone who exhibits excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically to someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship. The term originated as a shortening of "simpleton" in the early 20th century. During the 1980s, American rappers such as Hugh E.M.C., Too Short, Sir Mix-a-Lot, 2Pac, Three 6 Mafia and E-40 made use of the term in their songs. By the early 2010s, the term was adopted by memb
“Simp” on Wikipedia (CC BY-SA) →#simping across platforms
every network with a public tag surfaceFollow #simping straight to each platform’s own tag page. Where a platform publishes open data we measure it above; the rest lock their numbers behind paid APIs, so we link rather than guess.
Every number above is measured from a named public API at the shown fetch time. Nothing is estimated or extrapolated. Platforms that lock their data behind paid APIs are not shown. Agents: the same numbers, as JSON, at /api/hashtags/simping